Friday, 25 April 2014

Back in the saddle

Not having played football for almost three months was killing me.

Ignoring emails asking for players for a Friday night fixture was horrible. Sadly, I have not been in much of a position to exercise much since the hernia op and have felt under the weather and bloated due to the exercise dropping to zero and the foot and wine levels continuing at excessive standards ....and it showed

Had the on pitch movement of Jabba the Hutt.

Saying all that away for ten weeks, on the scoresheet in ten seconds. Move like a continent but I've still got it.

Colours vs the whites in the Ivor Faure arena.

5 goals wasn't a bad start considering i was finding it hard to move for more than 1-2 minutes so preferred to stay in goal or sit on the bench.(yeah, I know!!!)

Lee Cooke scored what was the goal of the night and this was celebrated by his fans young and old.

News from far and wide showed an unfortunate training incident outside Man City changing rooms.

As the title race goes down to the wire....well it will if CFC beat the scousers, our reporter reveals his true colours.

Frank was so close I could have touched him when he took a corner in the second half.

The Black Eyed Pea celebrates Franks penalty rebound goal.

Unfortunately I am currently post match in bed having spent the last two hours puking and being doubled up with stomach cramps.....mind you I am trying to get the wife to put on the steak and onion lattice pie that I bought for dinner....cleared the decks and up for it big time.

 

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Come on, feel the Moyes!

The Chosen one. how that banner in the Stretford in has haunted young David all year. Now he's gainfully unemployed...Spurs fans...beware of taking Top four cast offs again.

Sadly he didn't actually make it to the end of the season. Villas Boas, Steve Clarke, Chris Hughton, Paulo di Canio, Rene Muelensteen, Ian Holloway, Martin Jol, Michael Laudrup and Malky McKay are already waiting in the pub.

Paul Lambert, Gus Poyet, Pepe Mel and Ole Gunnar Solskjaer are fighting not to get an invite over for a beer.

Obviously David had his successes. Oh that glorious community shield that he polished every day.

Obviously he came in with goals to achieve!

....sometimes he forgot quite where he was.

His friends will mourn his passing

Though he will be leaving with more than just memories.

So David, off you go into the managerial wilderness. You have done more to cheer the rest of the league up than you could ever have thought.