Wet Bladder was asked at a recent press conference...." Exactly how tall us Lee Cooke?"
Spot the parents...
The unofficial tales of weekly soccer woe from the HRS squad. A group of soccer loving teachers who meet on a regular basis to kick lumps out of each other. (Wet Bladder - FIFA approved.)
Wet Bladder was asked at a recent press conference...." Exactly how tall us Lee Cooke?"
Spot the parents...
Finally! Or should we say Final-ly?
Gooners get that silverware monkey off their back. Good news is that the victory bus will get to be used. Should they not have won....there were plans to change the sign to "runners up" and drive the bus past whitehart lane........
Why does anyone need a beautifully hand painted bus anyway? Why not just use an ordinary bus with a banner on the front? I mean look at what happened to the Chelsea bus towards the end of the season...
2-0 down after 8 minutes........Tottenham fans had to stop colouring things in with crayons in disbelief.
One devoted fan was prepared for success and had the F.A. Cup all ready.
Sadly Arsenal did turn things around and finally the winners ribbons could be put on the trophy....
At the end an ageing soccer dinosaur....got to meet the club mascot!
Arsene decided that it was time for the world to take him seriously so he decided to strip off and show his manly physique......
Look at the last leader who publicly got his kit off in public...
Arsene will be looking good for champions league qualifying ties against Dynamo Kiev.
Now we turn our thoughts to the World Cup....I know there's a champions league final first.....since their both from Madrid...could you not just let them use jumpers for goalposts in the car park and sort it out quietly.
As the fever starts to kick in...thoughts turn towards how the World Cup was designed.
Concerns have already been raised concerning discipline on the pitch in recent years.
But don't worry at least Mr Pitbull and Miss J-Lo will serenade us frequently in the coming weeks with their wonderful song about flag waving and coming together in Spanish....shame that brazilians speak Portuguese.
The soccer season has been over for now for a couple of weeks since the Champions league and premiership finished...well it finished for us. I suppose congratulations to "other team that are not Chelsea" are in order.
Jose has had a go at Eden Hazzard, saying that he is not putting in enough effort. there was an unfortunate incident at the training ground as free kicks were being taken....
Meanwhile at Manc united, Gigsy isn't sure what the Glazers are going to do to him at the end of the season. Well Ryan, probably the same as Raul Mareiles did.
Lovely ball control!
Eurovision has dominated the weekend. Concerned about the "stalky" behaviour of the female commentator who allegedly knew everything about all of the entries.
Thankfully GB didn't get nul point as usual.
My cat was alarmed at "Conchita"
Was concerned about the Austrian entry wondering who the parents might have been.
Amazingly Austria did win and there was the usual appearance at the victory celebration.
At least we have the World Cup to look forward to.
Frank Lampard had to comfort John Terry as he finally realised his last minute call up wasn't going to happen.
At least I know which team I'll be watching
All I have to do now is learn how to say
............"unlucky Roy" in Uruguayan, Italian and Costa Rican.
.......just keep practicing penalties ...and defending free kicks.......ouch!