Another week in HRS

Friday 12th. After the miracle in Medina or One night in Istanbul, there was the Friday afternoon kerfuffle in the Ivor Faure arena where the sporting comeback of all comebacks. fox threw a tantrum, sizzler headed for an early bath as a football team that needed snookers to win a game game from behind to turn a 7 goal deficit into a glorious victory

Friday the 19th....a much calmer affair. Sadly the tempt at random team picking was Butch, Sam, Lee, Fox and Sid James.........sporting Sam came over to the dark side.....but then mentioned that after a game last week, most of his toenails were hanging off so he couldn't shoot on his favoured right side......an excuse that I have use for most of my career!

From the start the intentions were clear that this was going to be a no holds barred game. an early challenge in the corner between Chris and Bobby in the corner left nothing to be imagined. News is just coming in from geologists in the Pacific of the outcome.

Performing to a crowd of ......Embo......who by watching through the open fire door had not paid for a ticket.

news away from the game

Former Ass. Man. and now just ....Man. Butch has been in contact with the Head about funding for a strip for the HRs Strollers. following the controversy of some of the new kits that have gone on sale this season.

 

1860 Munich have gone for the Liederhosen look so that you can attend beer festivals and football matches without needing to go home and change.

On the other hand the columbian woman's cycling team and their flesh coloured Lycra suits are causing cycling lovers to watch their tv's just a little more closely.

European football news. we were all shocked to find this week that racism is still alive and well in Eastern Europe as Spurs found out this week in Their uefa cup travels.

Though the Daily Scum cannot endorse racism in any way, you do have to be impressed when it usually takes the form of a misspelled spray painted stolen bed sheet. The HRS Strollers would like to remind all of our followers that we support the Ryman and Blue Square leagues badly thought out "Kick football out of Racism" campaign.

Devolution:- good news for lovers of Great Brittain. Scotland has decided to stay as part of the country. This has been welcomed heartily by followers of the national front who otherwise would have had to get all the blue removed from their Union Jack tattoos. Thoughts that the isolation room was to be turned into a holding colony before staff were repatriated north of the border was in full swing. Stuart mclauchlan was unsure what was to happen to him as with his sh English accent and Scottish surname he was concerned that he may too have been hearded into the freight train carriages north.

Alex the Salmon, SNP leader and cartoon character with limited super powers has stood down having failed to achieve devolution. Apparently the No vote surged when he was captured trying to be "hip with the youff" and take the worlds worst ever "selfie"

European football roundup.

It's a worry that after many years in the Champions league wilderness that only Liverpool could muster a win. The others all failed against German opposition. The arsenal players were said to be distraught after their heavy defeat. In fact Alexis Sanchez was said to be in a traumatic state and heard loudly singing to himself.....

.......short and stout....here's my handle......

 

Injury news:- not that anyone needs to know but I thing I have pulled a muscle in my right butt cheek. We discovered this after the prolonged and painful hobble to the toilet this morning. Sadly nobody wants to kiss it bette......

 

 

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New academic Year - new season.

Well sports fans, Friday in the Ivor Faure arena brought us some new blood. Big John and @realpascalchimbonda turned up for their first ever kicking and were made captains with nothing to go on except the sight of rippling muscles and designer football tops. Sadly, they reverted to school stereotypes and left the kid with the glasses and the fat kid till last.

To the surprise of the non existent crowd, the game was closer than the pundits expected of any team with Sam and Lee on the same side.

Butch played a blinder and was later called up to Hodgsons England qualifier against Swizerland. at one stage he played a perfect Fabregas like ball into Birss who volleyed the ball into the left corner like Andre Shurler, past the flying arms of the Fox.

Sadly the Fox was on the winning team and and didn't go off on one at the end of the game but there were a few moments during the game that he was letting boils in because either he couldn't see through or that people were not picking up the fat kid!

Other news.

Good news was that Lee's permission slip was emailed in before the 3:10 deadline and so he made the team.

The bad news is that fresh back from the honeymoon it's a case of "love on the rocks" already for the sizzler. There is a cold wind in the bedroom since Lee has refused to cook the stir fry that is sitting in the fridge and both parties are "on edge" since Lee revealed his intense dislike of the oriental cuisine which apparently had not cropped up in the marriage vows.

Concern was later shown as Lee quizzed with a "Guantanamo bay like " zeal, Gunner Willcox as to which animals he had shot, which licences he had for which weapons and how available were they.

The Daily Scum is keeping an eye out for the outcomes of this. Especially considering our roving reporter has uncovered that he has already moved a new " possible love interest" into his weekday abode. rumours abound in the "Babe Station" across the street every time the front door is closed!!!

Good news was that Butch, the HRS Rovers Ass. Man. Has been promoted to position of ......Man. In light of Muppets free transfer following his behind the scenes arguments with the clubs foreign owners.

The Rovers are now advertising for the position of Ass. Man. If you are an Ass. Man., or think you might have what it takes to be an Ass. Man. Then contact Butch directly before the end of the week as interviews are being held at the "Angel and Harp" on Friday.

Sizzler did remind us that he was still 11-a-side captain as he still had the armband at the bottom of his kitbag from last year and that it now smelled a bit.

A brief discussion was held over which teams would like to have the privilege of being thrashed by us and hopefully news of a "big " game will evolve shortly.

Soccer groupie, Andrea Foley turned up for post match discussions with the team leading to thoughts that at least Big Nev was at home getting a stir fry "just right" for when she got home.

Lee had decided to cancel his plans to go "out" in London this weekend since he couldn't think of that many places to go to.

With the lack of internet facilities currently operating during the day, news from the Daily Scum, may not reach you until Easter.

 

 

 

 

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