Well sports fans, Friday in the Ivor Faure arena brought us some new blood. Big John and @realpascalchimbonda turned up for their first ever kicking and were made captains with nothing to go on except the sight of rippling muscles and designer football tops. Sadly, they reverted to school stereotypes and left the kid with the glasses and the fat kid till last.
To the surprise of the non existent crowd, the game was closer than the pundits expected of any team with Sam and Lee on the same side.
Butch played a blinder and was later called up to Hodgsons England qualifier against Swizerland. at one stage he played a perfect Fabregas like ball into Birss who volleyed the ball into the left corner like Andre Shurler, past the flying arms of the Fox.
Sadly the Fox was on the winning team and and didn't go off on one at the end of the game but there were a few moments during the game that he was letting boils in because either he couldn't see through or that people were not picking up the fat kid!
Other news.
Good news was that Lee's permission slip was emailed in before the 3:10 deadline and so he made the team.
The bad news is that fresh back from the honeymoon it's a case of "love on the rocks" already for the sizzler. There is a cold wind in the bedroom since Lee has refused to cook the stir fry that is sitting in the fridge and both parties are "on edge" since Lee revealed his intense dislike of the oriental cuisine which apparently had not cropped up in the marriage vows.
Concern was later shown as Lee quizzed with a "Guantanamo bay like " zeal, Gunner Willcox as to which animals he had shot, which licences he had for which weapons and how available were they.
The Daily Scum is keeping an eye out for the outcomes of this. Especially considering our roving reporter has uncovered that he has already moved a new " possible love interest" into his weekday abode. rumours abound in the "Babe Station" across the street every time the front door is closed!!!
Good news was that Butch, the HRS Rovers Ass. Man. Has been promoted to position of ......Man. In light of Muppets free transfer following his behind the scenes arguments with the clubs foreign owners.
The Rovers are now advertising for the position of Ass. Man. If you are an Ass. Man., or think you might have what it takes to be an Ass. Man. Then contact Butch directly before the end of the week as interviews are being held at the "Angel and Harp" on Friday.
Sizzler did remind us that he was still 11-a-side captain as he still had the armband at the bottom of his kitbag from last year and that it now smelled a bit.
A brief discussion was held over which teams would like to have the privilege of being thrashed by us and hopefully news of a "big " game will evolve shortly.
Soccer groupie, Andrea Foley turned up for post match discussions with the team leading to thoughts that at least Big Nev was at home getting a stir fry "just right" for when she got home.
Lee had decided to cancel his plans to go "out" in London this weekend since he couldn't think of that many places to go to.
With the lack of internet facilities currently operating during the day, news from the Daily Scum, may not reach you until Easter.
Posted with Blogsy
No comments:
Post a Comment