Winner of the Ballon D'Or 2012-13.
I give you the one and only Captain Cooke. His two victories across the 6 terms last year was enough to make our much loved 11-a-side captain the winner of the title for last year.
The Daily Scum were there to celebrate with him when he received his award.
"I'm trying hard to choke back the tears," said an emotional Lee, "I mean I was expecting it and it was well deserved but the thought of winning still gets me here." He said as he beat his chest proudly.
"The best thing about winning it of course was that Hector didn't," he continued in boastful form. "All I need to do now is go about retaining my title and stuffing Hector again" he said.
The race for this years title goes on but news coming from OPTA suggest that Lee may have a bit of work to do.

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