That's right gentlemen, The Daily Scum has gone international. The peoples of the world want to know more about the legendary exploits of Lee Cooke and Sam Hector and their band of not so merry men.
Already news has come in that we are now big in the USSR......there is one man who is known to be a Big fan of Captain Cooke and follows his exploits on the football pitch.
Already we have 5 hits from the United States of A...... It turns out that four are from Langley Virginia and a fifth one wants Sam Hector to come and play Quarterback............
15 hits on the UK......unconfirmed sources suggest that it was Lee showing off his trophy to each of the squad earlier today.
Already the sponsorship deals are coming in.
Lee Ranger has been approached by Vidal Sassoon for a hair product deal.
Simon Knight has been approached by Wonga.com for funding.
Lee Cooke has been approached by a man in an overcoat in a dark alley but doesn't want to talk about it.
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