Saturday, 26 October 2013

Alls fair in love and war.....

After eight weeks the first ballon D'or has been awarded to....Sam, Frank AND Chris. The unlikely outcome came after Frank's Gordon Banks like display between the sticks along with Chris's storming box to box performance humiliated SAMs team by out scoring them 2-1 on the goals front.

This is the first time that this scenario has happened........sporting Chris has never had a three way before.

Here's Richard, showing us all how it's done. Looks like he's dancing with the invisible woman.....and she's leading.

Psst. Chris! Beware of Ranger Danger. it's not panto season and already we're shouting " he's behind you"

Cookie looks like he's about to take out Richard in the corner.

Here we see big Frank not even bothering to try to save one of Cookies shots.

Here we see Sam trying to protect his title....and big Frank trying to protect what's important to Mrs Iyase!

The kit man collected the bibs from the losing team at the end of the game.

World Soccer News.

Lionel Messi continues to be the greatest player in the world but one team decided that man marking wasn't enough.

In international football, the Brazilian forward Fred talks about how his strange birthmark causes an unfortunate amount of head injuries.

The search for the truth behind claims in Fergies autobiography that some Man U players just didn't get on seems to have an element of truth.

 

 

Concern was raised that the South Americans just don't like forming a wall for a free kick.

Chelsea goalkeeper Peter Cech talks about has transformation in goal over recent years.

 

 

Concerns were raised as to Lee Cooke's diving in recent games! As for the last person who laughed at Lee's performance......... (A box was used to help on this occasion....)

 

CSKA Moscow fans were not allowed into the stadium but a young Feyenoord fan was asked his opinion on the tied Ballon D'or result.

 

International Scum.

It's good to see that the scum is in fact more popular in the USA of A, than it is in Dunmow. In fact Hollywood is already a calling. A Mr Harvey Wisensteen has already asked if Sam is available for a movie and that since Frank has a "bit of a Denzel thing" going on, would they both be available for parts in the up coming movie of Pele's life. it would be a bit like Escape to victory but with less soccer skill.

Half term Footy quiz.

1) Which manager has won all three European trophies as well as the supercup and intercontinental cup?

2) ...on the other hand which manager has made the finals of all three European cup competitions and never won?

3) Which player has scored in the Manchester, Merseyside and Glasgow derbies?

4) Who is the only player to have scored a hat trick in all four English leagues, the FA cup and at international level?

5) Which current premiership player has won back to back trebles (champions league! League title and national cup)?

6) Which player has won the champions league! the uefa cup! the premier league and the FA cup.....and been relegated from the premiership?

Answers on an email to.....

Bbirss@helena-romanes.essex.sch.uk. ..............Closing date Friday 8th November.

Enjoy!

 

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